Monday, February 28, 2011

Possible new route and moments of trepidation

Climbing is fickle, further facts are fickle. This presents a problem for people interested in climbing "new" routes or boulder problems. My thought process is either complicated or delusional so try and follow along if you want.

Over the last year i have enjoyed finding routes that have long been forgotten about, hiding under our noses in popular bouldering area's. Old top ropes put in to explore the tall faces of boulder problems or cliff bands, ones that were too high to climb without a rope. These top ropes were never "led" for lack of bolts or gear and after being explored they were left alone. I think. How do i know no one has ever climbed a piece of rock before? In climbing there is a ethic that a top rope ascent does not constitute a first ascent, one must climb the route with the rope below you or not at all.  These is were it gets rough.

In journalism one has to fact check, how do i do that in a world of dirt bags and recluses? Today its much easier to verify an ascent with videos and the internet abounding.  But 20 years ago,  the time that these anchors on the route I just climbed got put in, the information is harder to find.  To me this rock was new, I have been climbing at Morrison for 10 years with regularity and have never seen anyone even look at this chunk of rock. The old school crew like Rufus are probably responsible for the anchors and have more than likely tope roped this route, this is were i start making bold assumption like , what is the likelihood of anyone soloing/ bouldering a 30 v7? at that time, low.... very very low. But i have been wrong before.

I once did a route, and i thought it was new so i called it v8 and named it only to find out it was a well established but recently forgotten v4. Embarrassing.  Try explaining that to your buddy's who have casually done the route.... uh well used different beta......

Which leads me to my next thought. My girlfriend who does not climb, and doesn't care about climbing casual mentioned yesterday while i was ranting about grades that " those must be very arbitrary?" .....

is it that obvious?

Yes.

I am 6 foot 5 and weight 188 pounds today, i feel fit but not sport climber strong, i got a good night sleep but had a shitty breakfast and the gravity on earth felt medium-ish on this day, the route i climbed that may be a possible first ascent, felt v7/ or 13a. Thats how im going to grade things from now on.  If you don't have those same specifics the route will feel easier or harder.




in any case here is a video and some pictures.



Thursday, February 24, 2011

Another old video....

This video is also from Nelson Cariyannis, it is of a great boulder problem called hoagies gone too heaven or something like that, i think it gets 9 or 10 v points.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

school and working and climbing and hustleing

I know your busy.... everyone is busy.

Well im busy , making chick-sharks in photoshop. They remind me of women, soft and cute but cunning hunters.





 i was thinking about how people will say they the same things. Such as



1. Driving, everyone is a good driver, and you never do the things that you yell at other people for, like driving to slow or stopping at an intersection with no stop sign. YOU have never done these things because your a good driver.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn0e6xA5G_8


2. Shooting. ( men only ) All men can handle a gun, and for that matter all men are tough, unless your gay then its omits you from this role. Fire starting and conflict resolution also fall in hear. What? you have a problem... come to me, I'm a man, and i will fix it for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr3zlll0prA

3. Busy. Every person says this when confronted with not training enough " I've been so busy" yeah you and the rest of the human race. the truth, your busy when it comes to doing this you don't want to do. I know what you will say, i have to work so i cant train. Fine , but that is a choice. I have been locked in a prison cell that was the only time in my life i had no choice, it feels different from being at work. Trust me.

4. Touchy feely business. Men and women ,everyone is good in bed. When was the last time you met some one and they were like " awe man i am terrible in bed" . Doesn't happened because people must be soooo busy practicing while driving and shooting their damn guns.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

Anyway I'm done ranting , its tiring being right all the time.

When i wasn't busy witnessing the human condition on Tuesday i was climbing with Skyler Weekes.

Here are some photos from the day.

Does anyone know anything about this boulder problem,  or even if its been done.





well i didn't do it either. But i tried it and i want to go back , its tall and hard.

On a side note, i am writing blog posts for Jansport. If you want to check them out read here:

Sunday, February 13, 2011

history lesson 1.

It's time it gets covered completely.  This is the sequence of events.

disclaimer- i cant spell or write very well.  If thats a problem up front don't read on.  I couldn't be bothered to have someone read this and fix it.  It communicates the point I'm trying to deliver.  I also realize that some events are out of order and i have omitted large events and chunks of time, but i have had 3 cups of coffee and written this in one fast stream of consciousness. I care lots. 


When i was a kid i was not good at sports and as such i tried obscure sports that didn't involve teams. I eventually tried rock climbing and.... it was ok....i  went to the climbing gym a hand full of times, starting at pseudo rock in Austin Texas.  But i wasn't hooked, i was just the kid who climbed on the wall on a cruise ship once (not that i have ever done that).  Anyway, i moved a lot so soon i was living in Atlanta, Georgia attending school at Riverside Military academy, a boarding prep school in Gainesville ( the home of the KKK) not a lovely place..... Anyway, i then climbed at Atlanta Rocks, a gym near our home in atlanta. At this point i still didn't know how to belay or follow a route or in any sort of manner look like i knew anything, really.  But it didn't stop me from buying a used rope (sketchy) and talking my mom into buying me shoes (which she insisted on buying way to big because i was going to grow).  And so it began. 



Matt in the early years, doing something that probably resulted in poor decisions.  In africa.  I did land up in prison. In africa. Sorry, Mom. 


Next thing you know my folks moved to Denver and i went to boarding school at CRMS, a small expensive hippy-ish school in Carbondale, Colorado. There i met other white kids that liked recreating and spending money and time on futile endeavors like climbing and i officially caught the bug. By my senior year it was all i did, with the guidance of my history/climbing teacher Dave Myers i found ways to climb more and more and go to comps.



It was about this time i met Gabe Craviero, the Brazilian  kid who climbed in socks at the competitions i was attending.  He was weird, and so was i, so we naturally became  friends. 

this is old gabe




this is new gabe, he looks like a terrorist with a beard. 



When i came home from boarding school Gabe took me to Rock'n and Jam'n.  I watched him campus (climb without feet) the steepest and longest wall in there and i decided that  i would start climbing with him in the "kids School," which was started by Aaron Prouty. Aaron looked like Bevis, from MTV.  Well, he had the same hair.  He also had gargantuan forearms and could climb extremely well.


this is aaron and i on the nose, he looks happy. i look like i'm going to sneeze. 



When i joined up i climbed 5.11- and when i stopped i climbed 5.13- and  in the process met my life long friend and accomplice in all thing illegal and dangerous, Josh Lieninger.


Josh bouldering in Hueco (he now claims to have never bouldered as its only for weak sissys, but here is proof)


 We all climbed all the time, at least 4 days a week, solely in the gym. And we sucked, well except for Gabe, who was good with his years of pre-Kids School experience climbing away from monkeys in Brazil.  Gabe was friends with this ultra weird kid Adam Mckenzie, he climbed hard for a kid that wore a chalk bag around his shoulder like a string of bullets and an upside down hat, not backwards, but upside down.  Adam was pretty rad despite being weird, he still crushes today.  Gabe on the other had is rich and has a pretty wife, see what happens when you stop climbing.




Adam Mckenzie


Adam on free willie v10 (he couldn't do the dyno, so he static the crux on the single worst hold i have ever seen anyone climb on)

Anyway we can call this time "the gym years."  We climbed and trained all the time.  It paid off when we went to nationals a couple of times and competed all over Utah, New Mexico, and Colorado.  But we were soft.  I never climbed outside for a period of two years.


at RJ1 before there was an RJ2

Matt in the early days of rock climbing. Notice the five ten mocs and the short prana pants, both staples of early rock'n and jam'n.


this is me climbing in africa, i was like 19 or 20, but i looked 12 on a good day




The next period of my life can be labeled "rifle" but it could also be labeled "a fucking disaster."  When i discovered sport climbing outside i took to it like a stripper takes to cocaine.  I drove to Rifle at least twice a week to climb its steep limestone.  I even managed to climb some hard routes, but i also destroyed my grades at college (which i soon dropped out of ) and my car.  Rifle was 400 miles round trip and I once made the trip seventeen times in one month.


                                           The Bride Of Frankenstein 5.13d

the crew, Ry Warshom, Josh and myself


my car after hitting a deer.

About this time i met Nelson, he was crazy and a skateboarder and into books and climbing and discussing life, we also made videos.... about climbing and dancing, but not together, that would be weird.






Anyway, after a year or two of this i was tired of the same old place so i hit the road.  I lived out of my car and climbed in Hueco, Bishop, the Creek, and anywhere in between.  I was still into sport climbing and bouldering but it was harder to find "it,"you know, happiness.  So i would drive around by myself.  I once drove from denver to San Francisco, then to Vegas, then back to SF, then back to Denver in a week.  The environment and my car hate me. 

these pictures are from bouldering on the beach in SF.








but this is from hueco....
this is the Melon patch in hueco one of the best V0 in the world. 

This period lasted a long time, but after a few years i landed up working at The Wilderness Exchange.  


There people were into trad climbing..... weird. So i gave up my wicked sport climbing ways and began climbing in Eldorado canyon in my typical OCD style.  This kind of climbing was like sport climbing, but with the extra added fear that goes along with possible death. I loved it.  My buddy Josh loved it too. We became partners in crime, bolting and searching for first ascents. We climb big stuff and small stuff, but mainly we got in over our heads.  We almost died many many times, then we laughed. 
Josh and I on the Scenic Cruise in the Black Canyon


Trad climbing turned into Soloing somewhere along the line, not sure where but it happened quicker that i would have imagined. 
this is an onsight solo of "blind faith" in eldo


I would leave the house with rock shoes and a chalk bag and climb 20 routes with out a partner or a rope, onsight soloing a couple times a week. Needless to say just about everyone i know began complaining , saying i was stupid, which i always thought was a bit rough.  Stupid implied i didn't understand what i was doing, but the truth is i lived. 

smart may have the brains but stupid has the balls.

Soloing  5.11 in Eldo called Kloof



Then i started getting old, not like old people old but like i have climbed 200 days in this calander year and my finger is swollen like its about to give birth to another finger old. I was like fuck it, i'll just ice climb. This opened my eyes to what else could be climbed, that and going to Cochamo in Chile with Dan Gambino, Chris Kalous and Katie Brown.




 I wanted to climb big badass routes, not 30 foot sport climbs.  This sounded great to me until i went climbing on those long icy routes. They are cold.... very, very cold.





 But i guess for me i always wanted adventure and this final stage in climbing is just that for me.  My friend Matus is eastern European and loves cigarettes, climbing and pain.




He and i like to climb the same stuff, we don't care how hard it is just as long as it has adventure and gets us scared. 






Anyway, so thats how i went from gym climbing to adventure climbing.

in case your wondering adventure climbing is a style of climbing i have invented. its definition is as follows.

adventure climbing, (n):

any climbing that induces fear resulting from stepping into the unknown in search of satisfaction, often residing in type 3 fun*.

*type 3 fun is fun thats not fun until long after the event is over with, ice climbing almost always fall into this category, as do short stints in jail

The following pictures were adventure climbing.


super fly 5.12 d r/x

 a down town denver buidling climb with cams that didn't fit in the crack. after climbing the route i rappeled off a bbq that was in someones penthouse rooftop patio.
  a 5.13 b FA i put up with Josh L., Cardiac Arrest.

This  photo is  from Danny Madson, he is the man

 The palisades....

 down town SLC at the summer trade show. Style.

 a new free solo i just did.








Monday, February 7, 2011

training then nyquil on the rocks


above: the weather on my drive back home from climbing.

thats my weekend, the subject line of my life really. Train then suffer. This weekend was no different.  I climbed at north table mountain when no normal human would venture to shovel his driveway. I  have started writing contributing copy for Jansports new Outdoor Blog which can be read at

http://jansport.com/blog/beoutdoors/


until next time....